I'm in the computer/laundry room working on eBay. This room is the go between from the kitchen to Matthew's room, so I can hear everything going on in both rooms (the whole house, actually...). Ed is in the kitchen scooping ice cream for the kids and this is what I hear:
Ed to Jonathan: "You have an attitude tonight!"
Emily: "He sure does."
Ed to Emily: "Ah ah ah ah ah. Was I talking to you? I don't think I was. You need to mind your own business."
Emily: "Okay."
Then Ed farts
Jonathan: "I have a boo boo and it really hurts bad. See this skin popping up? I went ALL day at school without a bandaid and I really need one now."
Ed: "Next time, why don't you ask Kaitlyn to kiss it for you?"
Jonathan: "WE CAN'T KISS AT SCHOOL!!!"
Ed: "Did you and Kaitlyn break up?"
Ed farts again, followed by Emily
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